Christmas Crackers

Merry Winterval

Here's a selection of cracker jokes -


On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

The outside.




What's white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.





What do you call a penguin in the Sahara.

Lost.




What sort of vegetables do plumbers fix?

Leeks.





What is black and white and noisy?

A zebra with a drum kit.




What's wrapped in grease-proof paper and swings from bell ropes?

The Lunchpack of Notre Dame.




I'll get my coat.

This Bloggerooni would like to wish a Happy Christmas to both its readers.