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Monday, November 02, 2009

Easton Faces


St Mark's Church, Easton




The church has a great nest of gargoyles on the top










They're a rum bunch, aren't they?



This is what Ben Tillett (born Easton 1860) said about St Mark's:

Those of my readers who have passed through Stapleton Road Station will perhaps remember that church on the right on their way to Wales from London. There is a square tower to the church, and on each corner of it there are creeping reptiles and gargoyles with menacing countenance, and a ferocious snarl on their ugly mouths. They were always a wonder and a terror to me. What were they doing there? I could not understand that some demented architect had borrowed the beastly shapes church of medieval lore, or that perverted brains had fashioned the horrible shapes in hate or fear. My only consolation was the thought that they were well fastened down.

Once, at a lesson given by a flighty-brained teacher, I asked her what the animals at the top of the church meant. The alarming news was instantly vouchedsafe that the beasts were to watch the four quarters of the earth against the devils and enemies of Christians, to pounce upon them, rend them, and thus they remained everlastingly on the watch. "Would they eat them up. teacher?" This timid interrogation proved startling, but a ready "Yes, and eat them up," came to her story-telling lips. And she added in reply to our almost tearful pleadings that the corner monsters' victims did not include little boys unless the little boys played truant.

These fatal words proved our undoing. Try as we could, and three of us solemnly vowed to dodge these corner devils for all times, on the Sunday following two of us broke the united front. Deserted by our frightened school-fellow we stayed outside the school chained to the spot: we were playing truant, challenging in our terror the nearest devil on our side of the road. We fixed our gaze on the worst and ugliest of the bad and ugly lot. We did not look at each other, for fear had petrified. We watched and watched for what appeared a long time, but there was no movement. Then some shadow must have cut across the back of the gargoyle. It seemed to us that it moved. Spellbound we watched, and two nervous little hands found each other, as my fellow-watcher's trembling fingers clutched mine. Then the figure seemed to squirm like a cat as though about to jump. We saw the twist of the body, the mouth snapped, the eyes blinked, and thereupon two screaming, howling boys ran madly away, gasping, white with fear of the nightmare devils, and finally falling down helpless and scared to death. That ended the beginning of my theological learning.







All Hallows Hall, All Hallows Road














This building also has some interesting figures.




























Friday, September 18, 2009

Bristol Museum


The Banksy exhibition is now
gone.
But traces still remain...

Saturday, September 12, 2009

St Stephen's Church




I climbed the tower of St Stephen's Church as part of Open Doors day.
It was built in the 1400's but there are bits they think are older dating back to the 13th century.

It was originally on the harbourside until that bit of the harbour was filled in. Part of its parish is the Bristol Channel including the islands of Steepholm and Flatholm.

The tower is nearly 15o feet high and you get there via a very worn stone spiral staircase. They've hung a rope down to hang on to.

At the top there are good views of the centre.




Cabot Tower











The turrets on the top of the church look like little churches themselves.






The one with the weather vane is more ornate.




The turrets have tensioning weights attached to them that are adjusted by a screw thread. Did they have these in the 15th century?



Another view of the tower.



Below is a detail of the tower.



At the side of the window there are these figures -
isn't he a cute little fella?




I discovered some interesting stone faces in that area that I'll post soon.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Round Manhole Covers - Greenbank



on a sunny September day in 2009 A.D.









If manhole covers could talk, it would be a bit spooky.



Who put them there? What are they for?

No one knows.








Thursday, August 27, 2009

Railings as Nature Intended



Most railings we see today are in urban environments. This picture shows some railings in the wild.

It puts me in mind of Monarch of the Glen, a famous painting by Sir Edwin Landseer.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Portishead



After the bitter railings-related disappointments of the last few weeks, I decided to treat myself to a walk in the country.
I took the bus out to Portishead, a small town situated about ten miles from Bristol on the coast.
The main street is level but behind it there is a steep hill where most of the people seem to live. From the top you get good views of the Bristol Channel and Wales. Halfway across the estuary lies Denny Island (above); a tiny place, but it marks the border between England and Wales.
Denny island. Denny island







Inland from Portishead is the marshy Gordano valley. The M5 runs through it, just after the Avonmouth Bridge heading south. Apart from that, it's a very peaceful place.



The old straight track. This footpath runs under the M5 to come out in Portbury.
The willow is the first to shed its leaves.



Teasels.






This is what people call cracked mud. At least some people do.


I chanced upon some farm buildings.




I couldn't see anybody around. Perhaps they were all hiding and watching me. They do that a lot in the country, I've seen it in films.









Over in the distance, these beasts roamed the earth.














Then to Portbury village - not to be confused with Portbury dock. A different place altogether. Portbury was an important place in Anglo-Saxon times. There aren't any remains from that era, but some buildings seem very old. For example, this priory below.




There is an old earthworks there, but it didn't seem accessible to the public.



And the manhole covers!! They have to be seen to be believed. Such variety!

This isn't all of them. Only highlights.



A Stanton Trojan 75



Anonymous circular covers.







Can't quite see the writing on this one.










I think the one above is made by Dudley of Exeter.




More random covers.






Below: A Stanton and Staveley Chieftain 600. Stanton and Staveley were two ironworks in Derbyshire.


A Stanton (what's happened to Staveley?)
Saracen 600







More random drains for your amusement.









Then there's St. Mary's Church, Portbury. Dating back to the 12th century.
Wikipedia








Finally, here's some lichen growing on the church


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Railings - the video




A video of some local railings.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Week 2. Still no luck

I don't mind admitting I'm getting worried. Still no railing sightings. If this keeps up I'll end up looking really stupid.

However, sightings from around the country continue to pour in. A special mention must go to Mr. Howard Dewfeel of Wolverhampton who has recently died after spending a whopping forty-three days with his head stuck in some railings. That's the bad news; the good news is that he was being sponsored and has managed to raise an amazing £123:75p for the charity HeadRail that helps people with their heads stuck in railings.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Railing Awareness Fortnight - Day 2

Well we're already into the second day of Railing Awareness Fortnight (RAF).
How's it going?

I went out this morning determined to look at some railings, but unfortunately I couldn't find any.

I'm not having much luck with finding things lately. At the weekend I tried to go to the Bristol Harbourside Festival but couldn't find that either. Why don't they give out better directions? I'm sure more people would go if they did.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Railings




Can you imagine a world without railings? I can't and I've been trying really hard for days now.
Railings stop us from running into busy roads or falling from high places. They keep wild animals in zoos and stop people escaping from parks.
In short, modern life would be very different without our friends in the railing world.

But how many of us ever think about railings? Very few, I suspect.
That's why railings are often referred to as "Mother Nature's Hidden Miracle."
Well, now there's a chance to change all that.

Monday August 3rd 2009 is
RAILING OBSERVATION DAY

This is part of

RAILING AWARENESS FORTNIGHT
(AUGUST 2nd to AUGUST 15TH)

What we're asking you to do is to take a bit of time out from your busy schedule to sit and stare at some railings of your own choice. Even if you can only spare a few hours it will all help.
After you've finished staring, why not make a painting or write a poem about your experience?
Send your efforts to the usual address:
SB444,
The Internet,
LONDON
SW1 1AA

The winner will receive their own private set of railings.

Good Luck!




Railing fact #1: Railings were first invented by the ancient Egyptians to stop people climbing on the pyramids


Railing fact #2: In a recent poll amongst railing painters, 87.982% said their favourite colour was grey.



Railing fact #3:If you took all the railings in the world and placed them on top of each other, it would equal an area six times the size of Wales. Or, to put it another way, over 170,000 double-decker buses or a quarter of a million full-sized football pitches.

NOTE:The above fact is for illustration purposes only. Please don't put all the railings in the world on top of each other - it will only cause trouble.