Sunday, January 18, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Lost Moon

I've lost the moon, the counting thing and links to other sites. If you see them please let me know.

Friday, January 02, 2009

Rhyming Slang #2

Oh dear. I suppose I'm legally obliged to do this, so here goes...


Rhyming slang is supposed to have originated in the east end of London. It consists of rhyming a word with a well-known phrase or the name of a famous person or something.

This often gets shortened so the slang word bears little relationship to the original.

It's used in the UK by people who want to colour their language up in a "street-wise" way or be generally tiresome.

Mostly it's self-concious and affected speech, but some words do become common currency and their rhyming origins are forgotten. Examples I can think of are "porkies" (pork pies = lies) and another one that I can't remember.

They seem to survive better when they provide useful euphemisms such as "half inch" = pinch or "tea leaf" = thief.

If you are in the medical profession and you're thinking of practising in the east end then you may find the following guide useful.

Medical Rhyming Slang

Her Majesty the Queen = spleen

Night at the Roxy = Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy

Cheshire cheese = water on the knees

Maiden aunt = Heart transplant

Cock a doodle doo = bird flu

and so on.

Happy New Year.

Or should I say Nappy Blue Ear. No, maybe not.





Postscript.

Since I wrote the above piece I've been deluged by requests from people working in particle physics in the east end of London asking if I can provide a guide for them. So here goes -

Vital spark = quark

Big hairy spider = large Hadron collider

Tweedledee and Tweedledum = Space/time continuum*

Useless article = Higgs Boson particle

Put yer coat on = photon

Mad Hatter = dark matter


I hope this list is of some use.

*This rhyming slang was very difficult to discover and was only found by firing Cockneys at each other at velocities approaching the speed of light.