A popular Christmas decoration this year is a little model of Santa climbing in the window.
However, police have warned against them. They say that these decorative Santas could provide cover for murderous, red-cloaked dwarves (like that one in the film Don't Look Now) to carry out their nefarious activities.
So the message is: Stay safe this Christmas. Don't put up decorations. Keep all doors and windows locked. Don't go out. Don't let anybody in your house, even if you know them (Often people you know are the most dangerous).
Wear a crash helmet and protective goggles at all times. Avoid food and drink unless it's really essential.
4 comments:
see you in the new year
I saw this man, or at least someone dressed like him, walking down the street shouting, 'merry christmas everyone,'
Sounds like a dangerous religious extremist
got any more useful advice, this christmas?
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