Below is a photo of the front page of today's Daily Telegraph with the headline " Mini-brothels get the go-ahead to operate on your doorstep".
What worries me is how I'm going to get my bike out of the door - especially if there's something heavy in the panniers. Will I be have to lift it over the mini-brothel? They come up with all these grand ideas but don't think through the practical implications.
The other day I opened my door and there was a guy on his knees with a tin of black shoe polish. I told him to go away and never darken my doorstep again.
PS. I've never bought the Daily Telegraph in my life - I found this one on the train.
7 comments:
How are full-size sex workers going to fit into mini-brothels...might be a bit of a squeeze...oh er...
Is that a photo of a naked woman next to the headline that has aroused posting??
I wish the contributors could be so bold as to be more than anonymous
Answers to comments:
1. We shouldn't assume that persons of different stature won't be involved.
2. No, they don't have pictures of naked women on the front page of the Telegraph - yet.
3. Yes, the trouble with being anonymous is that no one knows who you are.
Its good to laugh & this really did - (unlike darts)
its really cowardly to remain ANON. . . .
I don't have a doorstep. I'm considerating writing to the Telegraph asking if contingency arrangements have been made for such circumstances. I hope they done suggest putting mine brothels outside my front window - as it would block out the light (or have an annoying red one)
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