Why aren't you looking at this site, damn you! (well, not you obviously, as you are looking now). I mean, what's wrong with it? It's really interesting. It's got photos of my cat, litter in my garden, um...flowers, an insect slide show, pictures of Andover and a clock. I've sweated blood (metaphorically) to create this site and all you can do is ignore it.
WHAT MORE DO YOU BLOODY WANT?
I tell you what I'm going to do - if I have zero viewers for the next six months, I'm going to stop doing it. I mean it. So you better start looking or else!
5 comments:
I'm looking already...
maybe you need to work on your viewer relations a tad
What's a tad?
less than a tadpole...
"bit" and "nadge" are words I could have used also but decided against...apparently "tad" is fashionable at the moment
Nobody has rented a car from us since we put an advert on your site.
You're a waste of space.
dear dollar car rentals
you should put an advert for one of your rivals on this site...
blimey, do we have to do all your thinking for you?
oh, well, I suppose you are paying us to
take our advice then
oh you did
shut up then
oh you have
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