Every day I receive literally hundreds and hundreds of letters from fans and well-wishers from around the world.
Because there are so many, I'm afraid that I'm unable to reply to everyone personally; but pleased be assured that I try to read as many of your messages as I can.
Some people request items: locks of my hair, for example. Or toe nail clippings or parts of my internal organs. I always try to comply with their wishes if I'm able to.
But by far and away the greatest number of requests I get are for pictures of my cat.
"Please show us," they say, "we've never seen a cat before and are curious to find out what it looks like."
Well, especially for all you people in Internet-shire, here are some photos of Spungeena, my violent, bad-tempered, censorious and (to be honest) not very interesting cat.
Enjoy.
Pensive
Animated
Theatrical
Amusing
Slightly Scottish
"Find me a Venezuelan"
Pompous
Overbearing
OtherWorldly
Majestic
Calvinistic
Marginalised
Robotic
Unrepentant
Contemplative
Trombone-like
Rubicund
Byeee!
More cat photos tomorrow!
2 comments:
I can see the resemblance.
it's tomorrow today but after rushing to this blog for more photos of the cat...there are none...
damn, I needed those photos, and I didn't realise how much until now...I'm going to have to get drunk or take large amounts of drugs to cope with the disappointment...no,no,no, I don't blame you, you weren't to know the impact of a broken promise, of hope dashed...oh well
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