Sorry.
I got knocked down by a lorry and I've been in a coma for some time.

I'm feeling a lot better now though; I was able to crouch under the sink for several hours today.

So here's an update:
Haircut. I have had one haircut.
Hedgehogs. One hedgehog.
Graffiti. A work team cleaned all the graffiti in the alley. It's gone.
Ramadan has ended. Monday for Kurdish people and Tuesday for Pakistan. I saw the new moon tonight in a clear sky.
Golf. I've still never played golf and don't intend to.
Ben Nevis. Never been there. I hear it's the highest mountain in Britain.
Corkscrews. I've got two. But one is falling apart.
The cat killed a frog.
Here's a link to a slightly amusing video.