I recently found half a glass budgie on my allotment. I'm not trying to boast about it or anything, I just did.
I wonder how it got there? Possibly my allotment was the temple for an ancient budgie worshipping cult? You never know.
Also, some people down the road from me, when you look in their window, there are large paintings of budgies on all the walls.
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You removed the artifact from the site?! Are you crazy?
The budgie gods will surely destroy you for this.
Oo,er. I hadn't thought of that. It will be like in that film, The Curse of the Glass Half Budgie.
I'd better return it with some kind of grovelling ceremony.
I will miss it though. It makes you invisible when you carry it and I've been using it to steal lots of sweets from the local shop.
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