I've had the Britblog Humour Page people onto me,, telling me I haven't been funny enough.
Look, I'm trying, alroight!
I've got a lot of hungry mouths to feed (I'm getting an aquarium soon) and doing this blog is my only way of making a living.
You don't know what it's like,, getting up every morning, trying to think of something amusing or entertaining.
Do you know this numbers trick? It's quite well known now, but is a good trick if you don't know it.
First, think of a number. Any number at all will do, but as the next bit involves multiplying it by nine, a smaller number might be better. (where this trick often goes wrong is when people don't multiply correctly).
So right, you've thought of a number and multiplied it by nine? You've checked your answer and it's definitely right? OK
Now add all the digits in the number together. I.e. if your number is 312, you add 3 + 1 + 2 = 6.
If your total is more than one digit, just add the digits again, till you have just one.
Now subtract five from that digit.
Turn the number you have now into its corresponding letter of the alphabet - a =1, b = 2, etc.
Now think of a country that starts with that name.
(Hint: nothing too obscure please)
Now, take the second letter of that country and think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Now, scroll down to see what country and animal I think you've got ...
It's ...
an elephant in Denmark?
Am I right, or am I right?+
3 comments:
7, x9=63, 6+3=9, 9-5=4, 4=d, D=Denmark, second letter=e, animal starts with 'e'= elephant...
scroll down and...
wow that is amazing, no, that is awesome, truly awesome, not funny but awesome
What do you mean you've had the Britblog Humour page onto you? Did they come to the house?
Why do Blogger not do the same for their so-called "Blogs of note"? The only noteworthy thing about the vast majority of them is their utter shitness and limited interest to anyone.
Yeh, I've been threatened by some of their heavies.
If I don't get at least 15.72% funnier by the weekend, they say I might have a little "accident" ...
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